Who are you in the world of hosting?

We will not immediately plunge into the technical jungle. To begin with, the question of the preferred clothing. Choose the style closest to you:*
- T-shirt or sweater, jeans, sneakers. Convenient and does not detract from more important things.
- Clean clothes. Well, relatively. And not too crumpled. In general, the first thing, that I'll see at morning. But what difference does it make at all?
- A nice little dress, sandals or espadrilles, a cross-body bag, and a smartphone to make a selfie. Do not forget the #casual hashtag. And a couple more interesting hashtags.
- Business suit of course! And shoes with heels. The appearance should be adjusted to a serious mood.

Very soon technical questions will begin, honestly! But so far we will discuss the environment. Choose an ideal option for you:*
- At home. There is no one and I do what I like. You can decide, that I'm just sitting at my computer, but I know the truth.
- I'm sitting in a cafe by the big window, I'm drinking latte, watching passers-by and scrolling the social network feed.
- In the office with one or two like-minded people. Around us are a lot of different hardware items. It's cozy. And on my table somewhere amidst all this mess is a mug of coffee.
- Separate room in the office. In addition to the desktop, there is another large meeting table. On the walls — certificates and diplomas from courses and events. The secretary in the next door.

And here is the technical question as we promised! Which computer do you use for work?*
- Core i5, 16 gigs of RAM, 256 gigs of SSD. The video card is also normal. What more i can say?
- A computer? Why do I need it? In my smartphone there is a 4-core processor with 64 GB of internal memory. And two cameras. Everything I need for work. But, actually, in there is an ordinary computer at home ...
- Laptop, of course. Conveniently, you can take it with you anywhere and be in touch and have the opportunity to check how things are going, run a hypervisor... Oh, that's another story.
- White monitor, white keyboard and white mouse, everything ordered from the IT department. And no wires, please.

We continue technical questions. Do you know what cPanel is?*
- And you call this a technical question? Every second-grader knows what it is. And who needs this cPanel? Give me root, I'll set everything up for you!
- Boring questions you have. When we will discuss serious topics? For example, KVM access?
- You know, this is an interesting question, I do not presume to answer it at once, I need to consult with my technical expert.
- Well, normal questions finally. I know, that this is the control panel for hosting.

Another technical question, while you are focused. What is KVM access?*
- This question will be answered by our director for interaction with data centers. In writing, within three working days.
- Elementary, my dear Watson. This is the virtual console for the server. I like these questions, let's have more.
- Oh, questions for third graders. But will you give me the root today or not?
- No more normal questions, eh? Well, about the database or e-mail?

We promise that soon technical questions will be finished but there is one more for now. Do you need RAID?*
- Maybe I need it, but let it be on the conscience of the provider. I pay for that in general.
- Of course, it is necessary! After all, the RAID array increases the speed of operation and ensures the reliability of data storage.
- Undoubtedly, RAID increases TCO, but eventually, ROI also increases due to data integrity.
- You offend me. I have a 10 everywhere and cache on SSD.

Well, almost got to the finish line, it remains to find out: do you use the cloud?*
- Sure! I have all the backups of all sites in two different clouds. Just in case...
- Well, yes, I keep pictures and notes in it.
- Of course, because it allows you to reduce the capital costs of infrastructure.
- Of course. Yes, I'm deploying the cloud with OpenStack since Cactus. If you know what I mean...

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